{"id":34340,"date":"2021-03-17T21:13:58","date_gmt":"2021-03-17T21:13:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jaimirahulkrutipatel.com\/blogs\/?p=34340"},"modified":"2021-03-17T21:14:41","modified_gmt":"2021-03-17T21:14:41","slug":"can-squirrels-talk-written-by-kruti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jaimirahulkrutipatel.com\/blogs\/?p=34340","title":{"rendered":"Can Squirrels Talk? Written by Kruti!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>Can Squirrels Talk?<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Written By Kruti Patel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Beep! Beep! The car comes to a stop, and Carla screams, \u201cHi, Grandma! Hello Grandpa!\u201d Carla\u2019s brother comes out of the car too, and races to the door, knocking on it two times. Carla and her brother, Simon, are excited to see their grandparents because tonight, they are hosting an annual party that they have every year! And every year, Simon and Carla would ride in a car and race to Grandma and Grandpa\u2019s house.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There is a voice heard by the children, and Grandma comes outside, holding a small, cute puppy. \u201cHer name is Stella!\u201d She tickles the puppy\u2019s belly, and Grandpa welcomes Simon and Carla inside the house. \u201cHow is school, children?\u201d he asks as Simon and Carla sit down on a comfy sofa together. Carla replies, \u201cIt\u2019s going good! My brother, Simon, started 2nd grade, and now I\u2019m in 5th grade!\u201d Simon nodded his head rapidly and said cheerfully, \u201cYeah!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Grandma says, \u201cHey, children, why don\u2019t you go outside and play in the yard while your grandpa and I prepare for the party?\u201d The two children nod and rush outside the house. When they enter the yard, they see the green foliage of many elegant oak trees. \u201cCarla, look, there\u2019s a squirrel, and it\u2019s flying!\u201d Simon points up in the sky at a squirrel, who was sticking out his arms. \u201cThat\u2019s just a flying squirrel, silly. It\u2019s a type of squirrel that doesn\u2019t really fly. It just glides in the air,\u201d Carla explains to Simon.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The squirrel glides down, down, down until it reaches the ground, and when it does, Carla and Simon rush over to it, checking to see if it\u2019s alive or not. The squirrel suddenly exclaims, \u201cI\u2019m alive!\u201d Carla jumps back, and Simon hits a nut at it. \u201cOw! Watch who you\u2019re hitting nuts at!\u201d it complains. Carla looks shocked. She had never seen a squirrel who could talk, especially not a flying squirrel! \u201cAre you an artificial squirrel?\u201d Carla asks because she doesn\u2019t believe that animals can speak like people can.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The squirrel is shaking his head and says, \u201cOf course not! I\u2019m a real live natural squirrel! Is that clear enough for you?\u201d It starts looking for a few nuts, groveling on the ground. \u201cYes, but still, animals can\u2019t talk in people&#8217;s language! They can talk in their own language, yes, but still! It\u2019s just not possible, and this is just some kind of imaginational dream I\u2019m having! According to psychology-\u201d \u201cDo you know what I think of your speech?\u201d the squirrel interrupted. \u201cI have four words for you: It\u2019s boring, boring boring! In fact, you bore me just by saying that.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Carla says, \u201cOkay, I won\u2019t tell you anything that you think is boring.\u201d \u201cThank you!\u201d the squirrel replies. Simon asks, \u201cWhat should we call you?\u201d \u201cGlider!\u201d it says with enthusiasm. \u201cAre you a he or she?\u201d Simon questions. \u201cI\u2019m a he, for your information!\u201d Glider answers in an annoyed voice. \u201cBut can you take me to the park please?\u201d \u201cWell, we have a considerable amount of time to go to the park before the party starts, but you\u2019re not invited, Glider,\u201d Carla says.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They walk to the park, and the children teach Glider new tricks, like how to do a handstand. Carla looks at her watch and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, Glider, but we have to go back to our grandparents\u2019 house because they\u2019re hosting a party,\u201d Simon and Carla say farewell to Glider and race home. Glider suddenly evaporates, and Carla says as they race home, \u201cI don\u2019t think Glider was crude at all! In fact, he was sweet and kind, but he was a little annoyed when you kept asking questions, Simon.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWell, it doesn\u2019t matter,\u201d Simon says, \u201cAs long as there is a blend of vanilla and chocolate ice cream at the party, I\u2019m fine!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can Squirrels Talk? Written By Kruti Patel Beep! Beep! The car comes to a stop, and Carla screams, \u201cHi, Grandma! Hello Grandpa!\u201d Carla\u2019s brother comes out of the car too, and races to the door, knocking on it two times. 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